Well, all of us get confused at some point in our life. Yeah, I either the stupidity of a person or a weird situation to a hard complex math equation etc. can be actually confusing. There is a lot of things that can be confusing. You know, sometimes you like to subtly mess with someone's head to get them confused and the confusion on their face is just priceless.
You know, it is really frustrating when you get confused about an argument or a conversation between your friends or you and your friend and you ask them for an explanation and they refuse and leave you deserted or what can I say...dumb, or maybe a joke and they just don't want to explain it to you. But why?! It is frustrating that I feel like I don't want to to tell them anything next time and leave them confused too.
Many people can confuse you if they want to by doing simple actions or saying simple sentences that is nonsense. And it is always fun to confuse people.
Say your friends confused you or left you confused or you are just bored. There are many ways to confuse someone that can actually work. So, you can actually do a lot of things that can confuse a person just for revenge or just for fun. Here are some that I have:
1. While you are in a conversation or just sitting with your friend, you can tell him: "I bet I can blink louder than you." and that will leave them confused because it makes no sense. I bet you laughed or got confused after you read that.
2. If someone calls you and you don't recognize the number just answer the phone and say: "Welcome to Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic. Your loss is our sauce! How may I help you?" or: "Hello, I had like to talk to Alex."/"Hello! Is that Alex." and that would make them think that you are the one who called and they would say that they or there is no Alex and they would close the call and then later realize and go nuts.
3. You can use weird quotes or idioms that make no sense along with a conversation. Like we normally use quotes, idioms or metaphor along with the conversation, we will do the same thing but even weirder. Here is the list of weird quotes (although I won't call them quotes):
Now I have used a lot of things that confused my friend while chatting with him. So, I started with:
Hello "there" my "friend"
How "are" you today?
So, not to be racist but what is your @ (Notice how it doesn't have any connection with race)
He replied with something like "Tf?" and then he sent his @
I then told him: "Ight I am not gonna follow you." To try to confuse him even further.
I asked him a question saying: "What is your favourite colour?" Which he then answers with his favourite colour. I commented with: "Oh that explains a lot." Without even giving context why a colour explained a lot or what did it even explain.
So, I then offered him confusing ideas. No matter what is it, it had to be confusing. You can also confuse your friends by saying that one day you want to design a really weird product. One of the ideas that I really find funny and confusing is designing a chainsaw that requires 5 people to use. Why would you do that? I have no idea, my friend. These weird ideas and products can be generated and found in Protobot which generate random product and service ideas. It doesn't limit to an idea. You can also offer him to join you into doing a really weird prank that doesn't make sense.
So, I offered my friend to make a prank with me in which he refused. So, all I said was just something weird. I said: "Dude, how do you expect to have fun without doing something hard or risky. You can't get 5 nickles if you don't swallow a quarter, you know what I am saying?"
Which doesn't make any sense? When I said weird quotes out of nowhere to conversations that are not even connected, he just said that he doesn't understand any of them.
I replied with: "Why are you acting like that towards me?" He responded: "I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM!" I replied: "Nah you are just jealous because I can blink louder than you."
WHAT?! Dude, that doesn't make any sense. I know, right? And I am pretty sure anyone would get so confused because it is so weird. First, how can blinking make a sound? Second, why would someone be jealous if you blink louder than the others? (If it even makes a sound)
Now after that, I confronted him for being so confusing. Although I am the one who is confusing as shit! I said something like: "You are so confusing. No pun intended." Now, would you believe that shit?! It is so weird it would make someone angry and so confused.
Now all of this is done to have fun and it is actually fun! Now, I really want to install Kik or try all of this on Omegle. I am pretty sure the reaction will be priceless.
So I did it and told one of the users in a Kik group chat, told him weird ideas using Protobot and I got kicked. He was confused and then someone was rude enough to just kick me out.
I hope you enjoyed this post if you have any topics, tips, compliments or pieces of advice please feel free to share it down in the comment section. Have a good day!
You know, it is really frustrating when you get confused about an argument or a conversation between your friends or you and your friend and you ask them for an explanation and they refuse and leave you deserted or what can I say...dumb, or maybe a joke and they just don't want to explain it to you. But why?! It is frustrating that I feel like I don't want to to tell them anything next time and leave them confused too.
Many people can confuse you if they want to by doing simple actions or saying simple sentences that is nonsense. And it is always fun to confuse people.
Say your friends confused you or left you confused or you are just bored. There are many ways to confuse someone that can actually work. So, you can actually do a lot of things that can confuse a person just for revenge or just for fun. Here are some that I have:
1. While you are in a conversation or just sitting with your friend, you can tell him: "I bet I can blink louder than you." and that will leave them confused because it makes no sense. I bet you laughed or got confused after you read that.
2. If someone calls you and you don't recognize the number just answer the phone and say: "Welcome to Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic. Your loss is our sauce! How may I help you?" or: "Hello, I had like to talk to Alex."/"Hello! Is that Alex." and that would make them think that you are the one who called and they would say that they or there is no Alex and they would close the call and then later realize and go nuts.
3. You can use weird quotes or idioms that make no sense along with a conversation. Like we normally use quotes, idioms or metaphor along with the conversation, we will do the same thing but even weirder. Here is the list of weird quotes (although I won't call them quotes):
- "Same horse, different Saddle. Am I right guys?"
- "You can't get 5 nickles until you swallow a quarter, you know what I mean?"
- "Sometimes you are the coyote howling at the sun, you know what I am saying?"
- "Don't sell your eggs to buy a basket, Am I right?"
- "If you don't sharpen your pencil the ink won't spill correctly, can you feel it, bro?"
5. When you meet someone new, that you haven't met before. Just tell him: "Nice to meet you again."
6. Just say: "You're an interesting guy." after this person tells you a story.
7. Stare at someone's teeth with a creepy grin and then tell him you have nice teeth while staring at it.
8. Whenever you give your phone number to someone, say: "Oh sorry, that is supposed to be an uppercase [number]." Or say, for example, nine or six (pause until that person write and think that you mean the number nine or six) and then say, teen. So, it would nineteen r sixteen and that would be confusing and/or frustrating.
9. When you are chatting with your friends or friend and say a regular sentence that has no pun, just put after it: "No pun intended."
10. When your friend says or does something normal say: "Now I see what they were saying." As if that will bring confusion, suspicion and doubt.
11. If they confront you over something weird, something that you did as a purpose of confusing them. Say: "The thing I did just now? I just wanted you to know that it is not a sex thing."
12. Just put quotes on words that don't need quotes in chatting to make it confusing. For example: "Hello there "my" friend. How "are" you today? Actually, I had "to" go somewhere "near" my work etc." As that will make them confused and uncomfortable I guess.
13. Before starting any conversation, say: "I don't mean to be racist" and say something that doesn't do anything with race. For example: "Hello there. Not to be racist, but did you see the construction site that has a big rat dead near a pile of wood?"
14. Say You: "Have you seen the news today?" Friend: "No." You: "Me neither."
Now I have used a lot of things that confused my friend while chatting with him. So, I started with:
Hello "there" my "friend"
How "are" you today?
So, not to be racist but what is your @ (Notice how it doesn't have any connection with race)
He replied with something like "Tf?" and then he sent his @
I then told him: "Ight I am not gonna follow you." To try to confuse him even further.
I asked him a question saying: "What is your favourite colour?" Which he then answers with his favourite colour. I commented with: "Oh that explains a lot." Without even giving context why a colour explained a lot or what did it even explain.
So, I then offered him confusing ideas. No matter what is it, it had to be confusing. You can also confuse your friends by saying that one day you want to design a really weird product. One of the ideas that I really find funny and confusing is designing a chainsaw that requires 5 people to use. Why would you do that? I have no idea, my friend. These weird ideas and products can be generated and found in Protobot which generate random product and service ideas. It doesn't limit to an idea. You can also offer him to join you into doing a really weird prank that doesn't make sense.
So, I offered my friend to make a prank with me in which he refused. So, all I said was just something weird. I said: "Dude, how do you expect to have fun without doing something hard or risky. You can't get 5 nickles if you don't swallow a quarter, you know what I am saying?"
Which doesn't make any sense? When I said weird quotes out of nowhere to conversations that are not even connected, he just said that he doesn't understand any of them.
I replied with: "Why are you acting like that towards me?" He responded: "I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM!" I replied: "Nah you are just jealous because I can blink louder than you."
WHAT?! Dude, that doesn't make any sense. I know, right? And I am pretty sure anyone would get so confused because it is so weird. First, how can blinking make a sound? Second, why would someone be jealous if you blink louder than the others? (If it even makes a sound)
Now after that, I confronted him for being so confusing. Although I am the one who is confusing as shit! I said something like: "You are so confusing. No pun intended." Now, would you believe that shit?! It is so weird it would make someone angry and so confused.
Now all of this is done to have fun and it is actually fun! Now, I really want to install Kik or try all of this on Omegle. I am pretty sure the reaction will be priceless.
So I did it and told one of the users in a Kik group chat, told him weird ideas using Protobot and I got kicked. He was confused and then someone was rude enough to just kick me out.
I hope you enjoyed this post if you have any topics, tips, compliments or pieces of advice please feel free to share it down in the comment section. Have a good day!
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